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HAPPY ENDING FAIRY TALE


Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"
The princess said, "No!"



And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and banged skinny long-legged big-titted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold spam, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.

Anonymous

Aaahhhh....some pilots have  all the luck!

Paul Fiebich

           
Paul: That's another proof of your writting talent.

Good grief Paul, that was as good as it gets, LOL. I am still laughing.
Now my question is this, LOL, what brought that on. LOL.
Bob

Now that is funny; but the exception not the rule.

that was a fairy tale LOL

Now I see where it all went wrong for me!!!

Ricardo, thanks for compliment but alas, I did not originate that diddy.  It came to me as a pass along and I just knew you guys would like it.  I laughed so hard tears came to my eyes.  I only wish I had credited "anonymous" when I posted  it.

Paul Fiebich

well Paul,

its a ripper all the same

regards Arthur

I'll bet there is some fact to this whole story....

Thanks Paul. I cannot get the grin off my face... just can't announce why in present company...

LOL, I need to steel it for FB.
I won't use your name or alias