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When Huns Attack!
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fiebichpvApril 6, 2013, 3:20pm
When Huns Attack !!

The Selby Airdrome's air raid siren's slow, deep-throated wailing tone immediately caught my attention. It  increased in pitch until reaching an ear-splitting scream signaling all available pilots of an incoming Hun attack. My AirBike was the only serviceable plane in the hangar; others were either undergoing annual condition inspections or making repairs from previous missions.  I would be the sole responder.

Following a pre-flight inspection, a can of fresh petrol, and all nine yards of ammo belts, I was soon rumbling down the sod runway to meet the challengers. Climbing out over the "aromatic" horse manure compost pile and clearing the trees bordering the runway, I banked to the east and anticipated confrontation.

Remaining below 500 feet AGL to minimize my presence in the sky, it didn't take but a minute to see where trouble was.  Or, as I approached, where it had been. Billowing white smoke on the near horizon told me I was already too late.

In the spring, the previous year's grasses, now dead, still covered the fields making them brown and tinder dry.  The fields, adjacent homesteads, villages, and barns are particularly vulnerable to fire in the springtime.  This season represents an opportunity for the Huns and reflects on their cunning and savagery.  

Using incendiary bombs, the Huns had decimated almost a square mile of farmland.  Once fire started nothing could be done to put it out, all the farmers could do was contain and prevent it from burning more than grass. While scanning the area for casualties, I avoided flying through the ember-laden smoke.  Thankfully, the damage was limited to the fields.

While searching the area, I did see another AirBike that had been removed from its hangar and pushed onto a cultivated (non-burnable) field.  Fortunately the fire did not reach its hangar.  The AirBike must be a newcomer; the last time I saw this one, it was 500 miles away in Illinois. Further investigation is necessary; we may have been sent a reinforcement! There will be more on this discovery later.

There wasn't much I could do now as the damage was already done and the Huns had departed before I arrived.  With a wing waggle to those on the ground and their raised shovels in reply, I returned to the Selby Aerodrome with my same ammo load but less fuel.

Photos below taken from my reconnaissance camera tell the burning field story.

AirBike Ace





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aeronutApril 6, 2013, 9:49pm
Looks like the blue berry fields in Maine. They burn them on regular basis and it makes for better berries the next time around. Those Huns better be careful cause you might catch them next time around. Thanks for the pictures.
never surrender; never give-up
GarykApril 7, 2013, 2:32pm
Agricultural air pollution ?? Better not let Obama get his hands on those photo's or we will have to grow corn in hot houses.
DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT GROWING OLDER, IT'S A PRIVILEGE DENIED TO MANY.
steve.owenApril 8, 2013, 9:34pm
Now you know the government already wants to band cows and hog because of the methane gas they give off. Maybe thats how the fire got started in the first place. Farmer threw cigarette butt down in the cow s--t and set the fire off.
nschmokerApril 8, 2013, 9:49pm
Don't those cow paddies just spontaneously combust???
GarykApril 8, 2013, 10:11pm
Neil,

I've heard the expression "hot s--t" used to describe the "10's" you run across but that is the first time I heard it used in relation to a cow. Must be some really nice looking cows in Indiana. I need to make a road trip to see that for myself.  


(just kidding Steve)

then again I've seen those "10's" open their mouth and become real "dogs"  lol
DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT GROWING OLDER, IT'S A PRIVILEGE DENIED TO MANY.
lowflyerApril 9, 2013, 12:03am
Ya'll are a mess. LOL  But I do agree with Gary, I have seen some of those "10's" as well and they open their mouth and let me down heavily. The attraction i gone. I guess that is why I stick with the average women. They are usually the best. Good ole country girl.
GarykApril 9, 2013, 3:05am
Those good old country girls will keep you fed !!  Some times too much, then the Max cockpit gets real tight !! That's why we need that Super Max. The FAA thinks the average pilot is under 200#'s. The only one's I know in that weight range are still in middle school.......
DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT GROWING OLDER, IT'S A PRIVILEGE DENIED TO MANY.
nschmokerApril 9, 2013, 4:47am
Gary,

No no no I said Cow Paddy not Cow Patty!
Claude ElliottApril 11, 2013, 6:15pm
Quoted from lowflyer Ya'll are a mess. LOL  But I do agree with Gary, I have seen some of those "10's" as well and they open their mouth and let me down heavily. The attraction i gone. I guess that is why I stick with the average women. They are usually the best. Good ole country girl.


Gotta be careful,  Lowflyer!   What looks like a "10" at "2" turns out to be a "2" at "10"!